I show up to work hours early not to restock and shit but to also blast my music through the whole restaurant

Top of the morning have you had your mean green shot yet?

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

Watching jersey shore with a clean house on Saturday night is exactly how it should be

My coworkers want to follow me on Twitter and i don’t know how to tell them i subtweet about them all the time

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Barton springs has healing properties don’t argue with me

There’s a guy that keeps coming to barton springs spill away with a microphone and is giving off mad college campus preacher vibes lol

My grown ass boss blamed leaving two doors unlocked at work on the “ghost” that “haunts” our restaurant lmao I’m gunna lose my mind when should i put my two weeks in???

Bama rush tik tok has started again this is like early Christmas

I will pay someone to go and work my 12 hour shift today

Choosing violence at work today ✨☺️

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

happy election day

FOX 7 Austin Greg Abbott God help us

How could this state get even worse lmao

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