We got any lip readers who follow us?

Imagine if a female pundit said Pep wouldn't take Bellingham and that he wouldn't get in the Man City team. It would be trending on here for a week, there'd be a column in the Telegraph about the fall of Western civilisation, and Joey Barton would have an aneurysm.

We used to be a proper nation.

Henry VIII in 1534

Football on TNT Sports Emirates FA Cup discovery+ UK Grim. FA Cup behind a paywall. Totally grim.

Football on TNT Sports Emirates FA Cup discovery+ UK This sucks! The Emirates FA Cup should be free to air! Shocking

Even if the counter argument to this is that there will be more games on than in previous years, I still firmly believe that every single FA Cup fixture broadcast in this country should be on free to air television without exception. It’s rightly getting pelters.

The room hahahahahas as he dismisses their lives and profession.

“Wie ist das Schnitzel, hast du gesagt?”

My theory on why Kate Middleton hasn't been seen for so long is that she's being forced to train separately after refusing to apologise to Erik ten Hag for claiming that the manager was untruthful regarding her exclusion from the squad earlier in the season.

Does the government have a right to cut food and water off from Rochdale?

A nice man from UCL Hospital called this week, to say a scan of me showed the cancer I had has all gone. The treatment worked, the cancer bottled it and ran off, the wimp.

Manchester United's post-Erik ten Hag summer.

My beloved late grandfather used to watch the political stories on the news until it reached a point where it deeply irked him. He would then switch the telly off with the words "Enough Cuntery for One Day". I now say this reflexively and it definitely helps.

Spotify ceases downloading as I have a vast array of playlists many of which are over 12 hours of play and my phone storage was full. I deleted loads of family photos to gain more space.

I'm a civil servant. Now that Twitter has made likes private I can like all the anti-Tory tweets freely - I've liked loads in the first few hours. Musk is still a prick though.

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Chris Nineham, chief steward of the demonstrations has been arrested and is being held at Walworth Police Station. Anyone who can please head there for a sit-in outside the station to demand his release. #FreeChris

Chris Nineham is free!