a joke I cut from CNN roast for time in the "news mainstream media will never cover" section: The boy scouts of america re-named itself "Scouting America." You know who else changed its name? Sean Combs. How about you guys just get rid of the creeps? You’re not getting sued cause

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I'll bring an amendment that disallows any legislative member from joining in committee via webex. Yes, even for hearings. We should adhere to the standards that we set, especially with our increased salary. #ksleg

Cost of living in KC used to reasonable until we had to start paying these outrageously high “Referee Taxes”. At least we’re seeing our money at work. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Chiefs

Had my first healthcare worker refuse to mask My chart says I’m immune compromised & require staff to mask. The facility had a policy that if asked, staff will wear I was told “no I need to breathe to do my job”. I stood firm & said I’m high risk and masks are required 🧵

Cole Ragans on his new contract: “I mean, it gives me a little security, but at the same time, I get I know for sure I'll be here, I hope, for however long. “I love Kansas City. I hope I'm here for forever. It's a special place.” #Royals

Cleaning out the waste and fraud on my hard drive. LMAO what is System32? It was created on December 31st 1969? Before computers were invented? Nice try Bill Gates, time to save myself 700 kb.

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

I just want to say Jeff Passan solidified himself as the GOAT today. I’m sure some other factors went into the Jackie page going back up, but very few journalists of his stature are willing to take these people on publicly nowadays and he did.

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This woman works at a doctors office She shows the amount of free food that is dropped off by pharmaceutical reps every single day to their office Again, EVERY SINGLE DAY Pharma Reps drop all this off so they’ll write more of their prescriptions This is our healthcare industry

Time lapse of the tornado warned cell east of Atwood yesterday. #cowx ⁦NWS Boulder⁩ ⁦Cory Reppenhagen⁩

Wade Davis in a 54-game span of 2014 allowed 1 run. No one else in MLB history has ever done that because of course they haven't.

I appreciate the Hats the Dodgers and Royals ..err.. Monarchs are wearing, but it's just not the same without the full Negro Leagues Uniform. For 1 game out of 162 -- MLB should allow the cities to wear their respective NLB Uni. That's not a tough ask at all!

The two fastest pitches Shohei Ohtani has ever thrown were both to Vinnie Pasquantino ... two years apart. Naturally, Vinnie had to find out why.

imagine if all the money spent on Ai was spent on trains.

ESPNAssignmentDesk You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

Eric Hosmer is joining the Royals.TV broadcast team this season, and many are calling this the greatest quote in press release history.