Who wanna replace my hand 🦫👁️

Was taking pics when I saw sum hot on my TL. Anyway, thinking abt the time I was linking casual shyt and she told me to put on music, but real fuckers don’t have a sex playlist so I just put on wtv and Deftones started playing. Ts too deep, hadda fight the urge to say ILY💔 😭

Made this in 10 min now I’m 30 min late to work 😭

Catapulted cum onto myself 💔 you can’t even fathom how hard this song hit sophomore year off a tab ‼️☀️🪲

Current arc: fight my roommates dad for implying he’s gonna rape my friend, pass finals, prepare for jiu jitsu comp in July, figure out my fit for Spain 🪲😭🦫

So close to the finish line . Why both my professors late 30 minutes back to back

Me 3 minutes after being awake vs me hiding in the bathroom so I don’t have to do my ethics presentation ; So I did the math and not counting sleep, I have 8 hours of free time this week 🪲🪲

I’m gonna scream so loud it breaks every window in my neighborhood 😳 that’s the best I got rn 🐌🥬

Life b feeling like post nut clarity minus the clarity

non chalant coomer

Me at 37.79106° N, 122.39615° W and me at .

If I don’t post tmr my body is somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean being eaten by predatory marine life ☠️🐟🐠🐡

Went bar hopping last night/ this early morning ; France eating Spain up so far ngl

Didn’t go to Monaco cuz f1 boring, gambling rn onlyfans.com/jayrawx

Idk what they put in Italy but I was horny asf the whole time I was here 🫐🫐 ; We waited 40 min outside Margiela because 5 guys in there couldn’t afford ONE bottle of cologne fml

How would u feel if u were a europilled italicel with an agarthan phenotype who had to piss at the bacchanalian tourist trap but a stupid American was having a brief goon sesh instead. Always clean up after urself don’t be a dick ‼️