It’s early in the morning and people don’t know how to shut the fuck up.

I ain’t have it in me yesterday, and I don’t have it in me today. Leave me alone or get cussed out.

I smell like my favorite conductor this morning, and I didn’t have to ride him to pick up his scent.

I might crack hoe jokes on the timeline every once in a while, but I got a man at home now. Let me act like it before he clip my goofy ass.

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happy birthday dad

always going to be

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Expecting single, childless people to help raise your child or pet will always be crazy to me. I don’t have or want that kind of commitment.

Being obsessed with crime statistics in cities that you have no intentions of living in or visiting is mental illness.

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I don’t let uncomfortable people or situations stress me out. I will ghost you. I do not care.

Baltimore’s Metro Subway is like a zoo and it’s unreliable. I wouldn’t pay to ride this shit either.

This nigga is a fucking clown.

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Good The New York Times The Daily piece by Emily Steel ‘Hundreds of thousands of people reported that they were sexually assaulted or harassed during Uber rides.’ While transit is rightfully held to a high standard this story is an example of how other modes may not be. 1/2

A hard head make a soft ass. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Me pre-sobriety: