iconic single mom

I think religion was totally fair when we didn’t know what was going on with lightning and whatnot but now it kind of has disney adult vibes tbh

going to a chic LA workout class in my low rise lulus from 2015…is this how miley felt in party in the usa

this is so capitalist of me but sometimes when i don’t feel like doing my workout i literally think of the nike slogan “just do it” and i’m like yeah b*tch…just do it

watch Britney Spears’ post-conservator comeback be a Jack Antonoff album

i dont have time for this

Yeah whatever your bf wants to sleep on my roof like snoopy

those Imagine Dragon guys are way richer and more successful than god ever intended and they know it

my mom literally just used the “i was having babies at the time” excuse for not knowing how Reagan handled the AIDS crisis

apples to apples dust to dust

“Awww thank you” - the girl Creep is about

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

apples to apples, dust to dust

christians were so afraid of religious extremists that they became them