The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.

Not remotely ready for life in the SEC

even if you had a million guesses you would not be able to guess why this band's drummer left

It will never stop being crazy to me that people will tweet this screenshot at me and say it says I hunted a homeless man. The screenshot does not say that because it’s not true. All these people see “drug addict” and assume that means homeless. He was a law student!

Love that the protestors independently discovered border control and police. They’re about a week away from reinventing the IDF from first principles

bros undefeated

THE PROPHECY

Inflation fear-mongers refuse to acknowledge this progress

Went to eat here and everyone knew you

Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.

They gave Chef Boyardee the Order of Lenin

Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.

Hell yeah

*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants

Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.”

“I am using no tabs,” she replied.

Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”

Strawberry, lavender, rosemary, oregano inbound

here bitch, I signed you up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library since you can’t read the fucking room

100% sure Stevie preferred Coke …