i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

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This almost made me shed a tear😭

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Me reading my mentions 😂

Alright, I’m gonna head out

I think I care about street cats more than I care about myself at this point

What did I do to deserve this and why was I not there to witness it myself

don’t worry i’ve been doing this since birth

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a neglected nintendog

Well slap my ass and tell me good game bc I just got played

Arby's

I like that today I’m eating 3 pints of Ben & Jerry’s to support Ben & Jerry’s as opposed to last week when I just did it because I was sad.

i am a brazen hussy for oreos & milk.

BRING BACK MANGO JUUL PODS..please🥺

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