Told Delaney I think I might be an alcoholic she goes ”it’s just the economy rn”

It’s so sad and annoying that I have to work a job

On the loose

My 75 year old father is going to see my tattoos for the first time this weekend. Can’t wait to be accused of ‘smoking drugs’

Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch Barry's Bar and Grill

Doesn’t matter if you’re starting classes today or working a 9-5. The misery is the same

say hi and dont be weird bro keep it moving

Jesus send the flood, I’m tired

Who do I think I am drinking at the railyard in 95degrees farebheight weather

There's no place like this. It's game day at Nebraska.

TIME TO GET NAKED

Codeine Crazy (Kennedy’s version)

Ok hear me out. They should start putting shopping carts in apartment complex parking lots. I’m so tired of carrying things. I finally understand why people get a boyfriend

Yes!! Football!!! Fuck Iowa!!!! I have no idea what’s going on

When I die I hope there’s a running tab of how much money I’ve spent at Starbucks

This was terrifying to relive

I miss runza so much I can’t even discuss it

Nightmare flying day thank you americanair …. Again. Lucky to make it home for Christmas. No bag but I’ll take it

From New Orleans, it was 39 degrees. 😂