Slides from my preso with @cliffcrocker "Real User Monitoring @ Walmart.com: A Story in 3 Parts" -> minus.com/msM8y8nyh#1e #SFWebPerf

The impact of WPO on shopping at Walmart. These slides made my day. Thx Aaron Kulick (via @JoshuaBixby) webperformancetoday.com/2012/02/28/4-a…

What do #velocityconf speakers Buddy Brewer, Philip Tellis @[email protected], David Calhoun, Nicole Sullivan @nicolesullivan.bsky.social, @cliffcrocker all have in common? Answer: #SFWebPerf.org

OMW to O'Reilly Media's #velocityconf this morning. Presenting Web Perf Dashboard - Up & Running in 90 w/ @cliffcrocker velocityconf.com/velocity2012/p…

WebPerfDays.org run by Aaron Kulick is kicking off #webperfdays just like #devopsdays

Big thanks to BoxHQ for offering to host the #velocityconf VM from my preso with @cliffcrocker. URL -> box.com/s/c938d9b40282… #gratitude

Today: #WebPerfDays organized by Aaron Kulick Aaron Kulick webperfdays.org A great follow-up to #VelocityConf

Success isn't doing something well one time, it's doing something well multiple times. It's the difference between luck and skill.

Got one of the first "Unfollow." shirts from Engineer Brand complete with anti-static bag packaging. Awesome! #want

Got my new CA DMV license plates. I am pleased.

Flash storage, cheap ear buds, & pixel density have made the aurally insular lifestyle the norm such that even a passing smile is now taboo.

My new Engineer's "Excuse" Dice. I am not sure if it is funny or sad, only that one must imagine Sisyphus happy.