The American mind can’t comprehend anything after 9:30 PM

Ding ding ding

Toyota has a much better build quality and is an overall much better car. No brainer.

Lol

Why is this so funny

SF is back

This is spider cultural appropriation

Very happy weed is legal today

My entire Facebook feed is people back home looking for missing family members.

Having a binary world view must be so comforting

In other news, I’m open to negotiate a date with Florence Pugh

Where are the Jewish space lasers when we need them

It seems a lot of you just learned today that a lot of people really don’t like Jews

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Can I just say something without everyone getting mad

If avoiding responsibility was an Olympic sport, the entire Middle East region would have hundreds of medals by now.

You all mocked Trump for injecting bleach and raking the forest floor, but that is EXACTLY what you all sound like when you tweet about the Middle East.

Shockingly, a terrorist organisation appears to be not a fully reliable source of information to be taken for granted.

Constantly amazed at the amount of detail Apple Maps has