my brain: *after i've voted* did you put the cross in the right box me: yes my brain: you sure? you sure you didn't vote for the opposite of what you meant to? me: oh god fucking hell maybe

Whenever this absolutely perfect piece of spine design appears I have to retweet it.

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze. [a thread] 🧵

euripides losing an important manuscript: rah where’s my bacchae

boxing day’s really gone downhill since the age of nintendogs. nothing beats the feeling of grinding your little heel into your parents’ hangovers by screaming a low-res beagle’s name into a dusty mic for eighteen hours

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

Stop the privatisation of Channel 4 Rt Hon Nadine Dorries - Sign the Petition! chng.it/VPmrBQYZ via Change.org UK

that time again x

when my totebag is slipping off my shoulder, skirt riding up, coffee leaking all over my hand, bangs ruffled by the wind…..it is literally not safe to talk to me

Audition Notice - casting call for female identifying actor! Come join our mythological dark comedy! @MollyGoetzee

i need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations

Wild Folly are excited to announce that our first play BLOOD BATH will be performed at Camden Fringe this summer! 29th-31st of July at the Lion and Unicorn Theatre, 8.30pm! Come join for some deliciously dark fun with BLOOD BATH - a fiendish tale of female friendship and rage.

We are 10 days out from BLOOD BATH’s first performance at Lion & Unicorn Theatre on the 29th-31st! Have you guys got your tickets yet? Don’t miss a deliciously spooky good time. Ticket link in bio

BRAND NEW POSTER REVEAL👀 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Plenty of Laugh Out Loud Moments” Brand new FEMALE-LED comedy hitting #edfringe 19th-24th August by Knockout Productions Comedy, New-Writing, Female-Led, Female Friendships TICKETS: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/tit-s… theSpaceUK #unleashyourfringe