love that hes not letting a little thing like becoming president get in the way of his true passion..selling garbage to idiots

you’re laughing? people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and you’re laughing?

nearly impossible to choose but if forced sunshine of your love in goodfellas

remember to give the gift of internet brain poisoning to your loved ones

started exercising consistently and made a lot of changes in my diet to reduce my heroic intake of carbs and sugar and my blood pressure has lowered significantly. turns out that stuff works, wish someone would've told me earlier.

date night with the hubs ❤️❤️

Thanksgiving Eve can check

John Candy should’ve won best actor for planes trains and automobiles

eberflus has to get fired on the way to the locker room

Sharing a meme in Teams of me as my boss's wife

what

choosing to open the twitter app again

CASINO (1995) directed by Martin Scorsese

true alphas get the sads if they don't get thanked for doing the dishes

lmfao

crying and shaking at the paper bird statue

Goodbye my friend

buh duh buhhhhh

TFW your Starbucks mobile order is your guiltiest pleasure

is losing yards on an incomplete pass bad