Life is too short. See that play. Eat that dessert. Take that road trip. Sell your soul. Serve me for eternity. Adopt that puppy.

whoever invented me was an asshole

how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think) - buy a new candle - take a 45 min shower - drink coffee until you throw up - overshare online - scream

Dear grocery store hoarders ...ahem... FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

*lying in bed all day* I am saving the world

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid 19 and Stupidity

i hate humans bro .. i shouldve been a bike or some shit

Imagine not having anxiety? That shit sounds peaceful as hell

My TOEFL test scores expired. I can no longer speak, write, or understand English.

me: I’m having a lot of anxiety most people: oh no what’s wrong me: oh lol nothing this is just how being alive is for me

Neta no entra en mi cabeza cómo hay gente que no es feminista. Cómo ves mujeres ASESINADAS y dices mmm nop importa más una pared. Cómo escuchas los gritos desgarradores de una madre que perdió a su hija y piensas “pinches feminazis exageradas”

Me tomó 3 Camaras, 5 horas en la misma posición y 3 botellas de agua lograr esta foto.

Yeah, that’s gonna be me.

Guess what happens when you click on Loser.com? 🤣

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

no disrespect to panic at the disco but i have never faced a single thing with a sense of poise and rationality