it's almost april 1st... will you be my fool?

Early bird shit u wouldn’t get it

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

They’re saying we should kiss Eachother on the lips Ooooooo

im handcuffing us together its so over for you

texting the i hate you guy and asking him why he hates me

I tied two of our nerve endings together. surprise!!! please stay within 3 feet of me or it will really hurt both of us

I'm going to hold your hand when I say this Hi

(Whispering to a bug) who are you

(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier

bro you're a such fake give-uper i saw you persevere time and time again even when you thought there was nothing worth fighting for. i'm proud of you bro. i truly believe in you.

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

ancient pitbull: its mr pangea

opening DJs should make out with the headliner

hey sorry i was insane and annoying last night. it’s just that i’m insane and annoying

If I was the first man on the moon I know I would have biffed the quote. Something like eeeasy moon. Lemme step on ya