when your worst fears actually come true so now you’re finally free

haha yeah

reaching out to your long lost sister is soooooooo embarrassing especially when you aren't sure what she looks like so you just have to keep DMing different Instagram accounts until you get a match

she's my world

hey how are y🍅🍅🍅 Hey sto🍅🍅 ow🍅 Stop it🍅🍅🍅 wh🍅🍅 what did i🍅🍅 do🍅🍅 wrong🍅🍅🍅🍅 Oww🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

I had to hog the laundry machines yesterday to clean my bedding and now every unit in my apartment complex is mad at me FOREVER

it's my birthday!

I am the very first person to turn 27 years old

it was not your fart but mine and it was your poop on the line I really shit my pants this time didn't I my dear

whatever. astronaut hello kitty and I are going to the moon

we made it to tha moon

they're turning me into one of these later today

🦗🦟🦗🦟

I don't see the world clearly because I have astigmatism

XOXO.... Kyle