Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can't get any worse than it started

I’d leave the house for you ~ Me flirting

Top Gear was a symbolic prison protecting us from that trio of awful old men by keeping them in one place. Now it's gone they've been unleashed upon the world to diversify their multimedia brands into pubs, farms, sponsorships, travel docs, and cooking shows. God help us all.

why can’t somebody just send me $5k out of generosity

David__Osland All social care should be done on a Not for Profit basis

There's nobody left to vote for is there?

Keir Starmer

I don't want the Water Companies to be bailed out, I want their bosses to be jailed and their companies repossessed. I don't want Public Services to be cut, I want billionaires to be taxed. I'm not interested in the growth of the richest 1%, I want that money to go to the 99%.

tinder... but for stoners that just want to smoke weed with other stoners.

Them: Choose your words wisely Me: My words are all stupid. I can't choose differently

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too." RT if you are that majority.

I’m like the Temu version of a well functioning adult

My toxic trait is assuming everyone has critical thinking skills.