Unreleased. Retweet if I should release it 👀 #Original #music #katiekadan

Finishing up watching Jury Duty, and while it was enjoyable, I don’t get the gimmick? The main guy is obviously an actor, and also the premise of him not being an actor didn’t add anything? Still a cute and fun show, but truly why did we keep pretending he wasn’t in on it

Proposed new Olympic event - maneuvering around straight people at the airport

Well, offer letter is signed and my managers have been informed, so I think I can safely announce that I am taking my talents to Northwestern EM to be one of the new overnight EM pharmacists!

the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”

I am ALWAYS saying this. We really need to stop forcing people to go into withdrawal. It’s terrible for the patient, terrible for the nurses, and terrible for my blood pressure when I get a request for precedex

new years resolutions are fine but this year I’m doing new years suggestions. that’s where i say what everyone ELSE should do this year

This is a solid way to convince me to approve meropenem

“therapy doesn’t work for me” ok well I hate to break it to you but the mental illness isn’t working for you either

Come be a PICU Pharmacist at Comer Children’s!! Join a really incredible multidisciplinary team taking care of a busy ICU. Be my PICU pharm buddy! Pros: I stress bake and always share. Cons: the catch up vaccine schedule is my kryptonite.

We are looking for an EM Pharmacist!! Level 1 Trauma, +100,000 ED visits/yr, Adult and Peds ED, 24/7 coverage, and plenty of teaching/precepting opportunities. Please reach out if you are interested.

Excuse me, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty @aduzik One Tail at a Time (OTAT)

Well, I’ve been driving in Chicago for nearly 14 years now, and I had a brand new experience. Someone in rush hour traffic on 90/94 flipped me off (not new), with the reason being… I let her merge in front of me? I hope this doesn’t get me canceled 😳

Reached my peak in professionalism. In a ROSC, the nurse announced she got a 14g IV and my closed loop communication was “that’s hot gurl shit”

This is what life is now One Tail at a Time (OTAT)

Bringing a spray bottle to the movie theater to make sure none of the gays sing along to Wicked