water is the oldest beverage but doesn't really have a cool nickname somehow. No one is ever like "sure could use a cuppa that clear" huge oversight imo

Chad MacMaster ♞ sippin on that wet

i hate this trend that was YOUR man YOU chose

The FBI has allegedly busted a real-life terrorist attack that was planned on Roblox.

wanye It's the equating of "equality" and "fairness" as if they're the same thing that's the giveaway.

Just saw a guy at the airport whose fade was so fresh, whose drip was so goated, who was so effortlessly chatting up a 10/10 pawg yoga baddie, that I didn't realize for a few minutes that he had Down Syndrome.

Peter Things have been getting gayer and gayer for years but got extremely gay from 2008-2016

I’ve been ready to be a dad since I was 15 then

I’m reminded of high school where other kids could just walk out of class and get in fights and teachers would say nothing or give them in-school suspension But the second I try to leave class, I get hit with a “sit down, young man”

It’s hip to fuck bees

I had sleep apnea and then Covid so I wasn’t doing much till 24

Hear me out

First of all, you don’t need to sell it to me. Second, wouldn’t be the first time

Two idiots tried to set a building on fire and accidentally set their car on fire with then inside it Don’t worry, they lived

30 minutes???