I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

It's worth remembering that Boris considered it "essential" to gather with colleagues in a room with drinks and snacks to say goodbye to Lee Cain, but it was NOT essential for you to gather with loved ones in a church to say goodbye to your granny.

PLEASE Airbnb UK Airbnb I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE GIVE US THE OPTION TO SEARCH FOR A PRIVATE GARDEN/OUTDOOR SPACE 😩

Twitter, where is somewhere lovely I can get to by train on a Sunday from SE London, where it’s really pretty and has a nice pub/beer garden, things to see/do? Trying to think of a birthday day out.

‘I love my country enough to camp out to watch multi-billionaires get a new hat while kids in the country starve, OAPs die of hypothermia, and people can’t afford their mortgages, but don’t I love it enough to clear up my rubbish before I leave’ I hate people

Karen is raffling off her Dublin flat instead of selling it the conventional way. Click below and enter for yourself! raffall.com/341692/enter-r…

Are everyone’s Instagram stories playing up this arvo, or is it just mine?

Russell Brand won’t see your tweets of you supporting him, but your friends who are sexual assault/rape survivors will. #dispatches #RussellBrand

Hey men friendly reminder, pretty much every woman you know has been sexually harassed at the very least. More than you realise have been assaulted or raped. Most will have never mentioned this to anyone. They will see your words and your reactions tonight. #Dispatches

We were promised High Speed Rail, 40 new hospitals and we’d be world leaders in net zero. They’ve provided some scaffolding for the falling down hospitals, put shit in our rivers, opened new coal mines and oil fields, and offered to fill in some pot holes. #ToriesBrokeBritain

BAKEY PALS! The lovely folk at Love Productions have asked us to let you know that they are accepting applications for the next series of British Bake Off So if you’ve been thinking about it, this is your sign! X

i really needed this today

Hey NOWTV Any way of speaking to a human about your extortionate sports package price increases or do we just have to cancel and go without?

Does anyone know the stage times for Biffy Clyro at The O2 on Wednesday please? #BiffyClyro