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How far would you go to get your child back? Peekaboo—OUT NOW!

One time, in Ibiza, my wife got so hammered she said to me (her husband), “Look, you seem really nice but I’m married”, then walked away. Ten minutes later, she came back and said, “Where were you? I just had to tell some guy to leave me alone.”

Old enough to remember them lying about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction…

One thing about me: I will never, under any circumstances, pray for you.

If police are investigating criminality at Glastonbury, I’d like to report 500 tonnes of narcotics.

Good morning. Danny here to remind you that… being on the right side of history is more important than being on the right side of people.

Not content with trying to take their fuel allowance and personal protection payments, The Labour Party are now locking up pensioners for expressing opposition to genocide.

When mentioning Benjamin Netanyahu (wanted by ICC for war crimes and crimes against humanity) please make sure to correctly disclose that he is wanted by the ICC for war crimes and crimes against humanity, as I have done above. Cheers.

Authors, if you’re worried your antagonist is a ridiculous trope, take solace in real world examples.

"I’m not the Antichrist. I’m just a guy from Birmingham who got lucky." —Ozzy Osbourne

I am begging you to care about children being deliberately starved to death.

International humanitarian law, specifically the Fourth Geneva Convention, mandates that an occupying power ensure the population's basic needs are met. This includes food, medical supplies, clothing, bedding, shelter, and other essential items.

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Leonardo DiCaprio even likes his countries young.

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Breaking: Vladimir Putin heaps praise on Donald Trump, describing the US President as “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy, then?”