The next person I date either has to marry me or kill me I can’t keep doing this

they should give you pto if you're looking a little busted and need a haircut asap

Back day is my personal hell

We need to double the fluoride in the water and add ozempic and adderall too

No store makes me want to fight people the way Costco does

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Feeling dangerous

this and a yapper

I am an avid New Years Eve hater. I have had better nights out on a random Tuesday in April

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

accounting is better when you have hate in your heart

Anyone else get stupid cold during the addy comedown?

A must read. Love you forever brother❤️

no offense but why do you have baby fever like I looooove going out and getting drunk with my friends on the weekend I can’t relate

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

It’s accounting so yeah kinda

yall on linkedin, im on lockedin