SAJID JAVID Aug 20 Starts as paid adviser to investment bank JP MORGAN May 21 JPM forms Morgan Health June 21 Javid is Health Secretary Nov 22 Morgan Health says aggressively investing in “promising healthcare companies” Jan 23 Javid calls for NHS reform! ft.com/content/663671…

📰 Have you heard? We're heading to The Pavilion in Peterlee on Friday 3rd February 🎤 We'll be joined by David Hadingham, @stephanie_laing and @ImLeeKyle 🎟️ Tickets for this show are £10 per person and are available from TicketSource Details ➡️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/peterlee-…

Doing an experiment. Some 316 MPs claimed their utility bills on expenses last year, with some members claiming more than £3,000 to cover their utilities. Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own gas and electric.

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Tkts for a fab comedy night at Forest Hall con club, 5 Park Drive, NE12 9JN can be ordered via feltnowt.co.uk/events/308/ Felt Nowt @Choochsdad @ImLeeKyle David Hadingham Gavin Webster We Love New Comedy #ComedyGigs & Clubs JokePit The Comedy Box Office @drew3107 Ian McCormick Events In The North Of England North East Comedy Hot House

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/bloc… via 38 Degrees

"BATHING WATERS IN THE BEST STATE EVER", screams the minister "last year 93% were classified as ‘good’ or ‘excellent’". That's an impressive number; or is it? Your short 🧵for a Sunday morning. (1/7)

This is a brilliant example of the comedy community coming together for a sad but wonderful cause. Please support it if you can x

The Bank of England owns £800bn or so of government debt. If it sells it now it will lose £150bn. If it keeps it until it’s due for repayment it will lose next to nothing. So why is it so keen to sell? Could it be that it wants to use these losses to force austerity on the

Come join a bunch of the finest North East Comedians as they compete for the Howay The Laughs trophy! Hosted by @thegavinwebster with Matt Reed, David Hadingham, Kelly Rickard, Ben Crompton, @Elainerobz, Anth Young, @seymourmace & Lauren Pattison! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/d5fzd93c

Just watching Nigella, she’s cooked a meal for one and eight of her friends are sharing it, I suspect they’re still on the gack!

Oh my Days! Alistair Barrie is doing a show tonight Alphabetti Theatre and even though you didn’t bother your arsed to see me you should go and see him! DO IT!

UK-Israel trade – valued at around £7 billion in 2023 – is enabling Israel’s plausible genocide of the Palestinian people. I just took action with @WaronWant to demand that the UK government ends trade deals with Israel. Will you join me? secure.waronwant.org/page/145898/ac…

Julian Assange faces life imprisonment for exposing the crimes of governments & corporations. On #WorldPressFreedomDay, we stand in solidarity with journalists around the world who risk everything to uncover the truth. My interview with Stella Assange.

More than 34,000 people have been killed in Gaza. Instead of ending arms to Israel, governments around the world are trying to silence voices for peace. They cannot hide their role in genocide — and we will keep speaking up for the people of Palestine.

The assault on Rafah is another utterly despicable war crime. As bombs rain down on a trapped and terrified population, we implore our government to find an ounce of humanity and end its complicity in this senseless massacre. Wake up. This is not war. This is genocide.

STAND UP FOR PALESTINE! Join some of the most talented and hilarious comedians at The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle on Sunday 21st July to raise funds for Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP ). Book your tickets here: seetickets.com/event/stand-up… #standup #palestine #comedy

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🎥✨ A message from our patron, Ricky Grover, supporting the Kevin Jenkins OBE Newham Christmas Toy Appeal! Every donation, big or small helps. Check the Amazon wishlist & JustGiving links in our bio or contact [email protected] to donate in person. #ToyAppeal #Christmas

A new study has found that almost half of children in Gaza wish to die, as a result of the trauma they have been forced to endure. Every single supplier of arms to Israel has blood on its hands — and the world will never forgive them.