Congratulations to Ireland 🇮🇪 on forming a new Government and to Micheál Martin on becoming Taoiseach. Ireland is our closest neighbour, good friend and ally on issues such as climate change, the global fight against Covid-19 and our shared values on human rights and democracy.

I want to ban leaf blowers. Just fucking rake the leaves up, you lazy, noisy Cunt.

Another day another dollar Jesus wept another 2 case pilsner giveaway I’m off up to the caravan in Prestatyn have a great weekend and if you can’t be good don’t be bad RT the tweet tag a pal and follow my pals pan Patryk Sadowy🎭♀🤮

I would kill someone

Spare a thought for poor Idris Elba. The actor has a policy of only drinking alcohol every other night - and tonight is a no-drinking night!

Waved

Disgustingly disrespectful. How were these morons allowed to do this??

Could be the worst thing I’ve read this year tbf

Release date of ‘Peep Show vs Predator’ pushed back to 23 October, studio bosses confirm