Wow.

MASSIVE waves of support for Palestine flood Reykjavik today.

Thank you Iceland 🇮🇸🇵🇸

This could be one of the defining images of the 2024 campaign ..

confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going

Happy Passover to everyone celebrating in Salford and across the world.
Chag Sameach!

What's it like to score a hat trick in #ELCLÁSICO ? ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Gary Lineker knows. So we asked him. And we talked about Bellingham, Messi, Lamine Yamal, Johan Cruyff and Terry Venables, too.

📻 Out now in all the usual places! Here's the Spotify link ⬇️
spotify.link/CaUeUiZgTIb

As #creditunions in #GreaterManchester we are proud to support our local communities

This initiative from Mayor of Greater Manchester boosts our goal to improve the financial well-being of GM and promote financial inclusion to all

Me talking about music

'we've given everyone's phone numbers to a man we met off Grindr by mistake'

I just asked ChatGPT for a joke in the style of Chris Tavner:

'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... until the crows showed up and ruined everything!'

Tbf, this is indicative of why I stopped doing stand up.

Just reading some concerned handwringing about free speech in a newspaper that asked the police to prosecute me for obscenity because they didn’t like a joke about the Queen

My god 😂😂😂

Judas on Easter Sunday

ℍ𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝔼𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑
#BABYMETAL #SUMETAL

Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

😂

😹

'So how often do you practice'

'Only 6 days a week'

❤️

I hadn't realised the bedroom of the flat shared a wall with the stage. An incredible story, it really is.