Happy Pride, London

my therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She next.

UberEats

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

NEVER cheat on me.

Filed under ‘Barnard Castle eye test/Prince Andrew cannot sweat’ type situations.

Lots of tips. Free meals

this applies to things like pizza toppings, not human rights btw

Anyone else with a sweaty bum?

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

My friend got dumped yesterday and last night, we had a FaceTime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and now they are back together.

My daily routine: 1) ???????? 2) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3) ?!?!?!?!?!

British people living in other countries should be referred to as 'migrants', not 'ex-pats'. Let's see how you like the smell of that, Brenda in Marbella who voted for Brexit.

I would like a storm. Just a little one

Can we show some appreciation for the tiny jar of blackcurrant jam. The most underrated of all condiments

Same

That's great...but Michelle Mone anyone?

Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭

Grab your rubber duckie and seek higher ground 🐥 💦

I’m 5’5, actually