im going to put so many Michaels in The Magnus Protocol

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

I tried to get started on my guest episode of The Magnus Protocol but every time I try to write out the first sentence the page catches fire???

this has to be a joke

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Was told this might not be floating around, and I just had to do the thing #woebegonepod

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(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

do I need to watch the first two 2020s to understand 2020 3

Happy new year, here’s to watching Elon Musk hemorrhage more money for another 365 days

1/2 #TBRCon2023 day 7 continues with some scares! The ‘What Attracts Us to Horror?’ panel features mod @SadieHartmann and panelists Chuck Wendig Delilah S. Dawson has left the building @pdjeliclark.bsky.social @jonnywaistcoat and CJ Leede! This panel streams LIVE on Jan. 28 @ 5pm EST here👇 youtube.com/@FanFiAddict

Lana Del Rhaenyra ☭ I read a tweet recently I strongly agree with along the lines of: "The correct take is not 'JK's transphobia ruined Harry Potter for me' but rather 'JK's transphobia made realise, holy shit, the level of all flavoured bigotry oozing from all her work"

Just finished the latest Mag Protocol script meeting with @jonnywaistcoat . His feedback? "You horror just isn't wet enough y'know?" How. Dare. My horror is positively moist!

sometimes I glance at my husband's twitter feed, which is like 90% porn and then look back at mine, which is 90% discourse, and I feel somewhere along the way I have made a terrible mistake

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Auditioned for Bastion 14 years ago today 😵‍💫