But hey, thank God Republicans banned those books.

Hey NRA, why are guns banned at your conference in Houston?

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

Hey guys, I know times are tough but my wife is a 1st grade teacher and has a wishlist for her class. If you would like to help out here’s the link! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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those trucks with HIPS piss me off so bad

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

If it wasn’t “classless” when Caitlin Clark did it, don’t call it classless when Angel Reese does it. Let the women compete, it’s sports!!

Meghan Trainor’s comments about teachers are disappointing, but they’re not surprising. 🤷🏼‍♀️

One thing I have not seen this year is kids flipping their eyelids inside out. I kind of miss that

Teaching should not be a life-threatening profession. Educators should not need to be armed to feel safe in the classroom. We must do more. I continue to call on Congress to pass common-sense gun safety laws to protect our kids and our teachers.

We're Seinfeld posting this morning

Well it’s that time of year when I want to give myself bangs

If you have student loan debt, you should know this: Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

Americans: •Cancel student debt! •Cancel medical debt! •Make insulin free! Most of Developed World: •What is student debt? •What is medical debt? •Insulin is already free! What GOP calls “socialism”—even conservative parties in most developed nations call a “human right.”

she could’ve been doing a lot of things on the mattress. like sleeping

Tonight I got to perform in the Abraham Chavez Theater for a private event. I’ve seen literal legends here and I got to be on stage where they performed.