April Fools you stupid bitch.

I miss how fun this place used to be.

There’s too many medicine commercials on tv. My 5 year old just asked me if she was allergic to Skyrizi.

Happy Easter dorks.

Don’t even put a title on his movies anymore. I don’t give a shit what it’s called because I’m gonna be watching.

There’s a lot of ugly people in the world and they all live in El Paso, Texas.

NPR: “You are not a trans person … What do you say to people who feel that in some occasions you're punching down?” CHAPPELLE: “If you're a person that … feels like you have to police comedy to get your point across, you should assess your point.”

What the fuck is this

I would be less offended if you pulled out a crack pipe than if you hit the vape in front of me.

Me when I see a 4/20 post on Facebook.

Tonight you will shit yourself.

Up pondering and wondering

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

My kid isn’t a fucking idiot.

I’ve never seen a more shook comedian in my life. She had him panicked.

Bugonia had an ending that made morons feel smart.

He got that dog in him.