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Chalupa Bat The Cat๐Ÿ˜ธ

@chalupathecat

Feral Witch๐Ÿง™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ

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calendar_today17-02-2018 07:22:38

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The greatest myth today is that we can โ€œhold the government accountable.โ€ You canโ€™t. The fraud is so big, and they control EVERYTHING. You canโ€™t organize - some 3 letter agency will show up to shut you down. They pass unconstitutional measures and all you can do is sue

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โ€œAnd I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s got its teeth in me, but Iโ€™m about to bite back in angerโ€ that shit just hits different. #sleeptoken

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When someone says theyโ€™ll โ€œdo betterโ€ they shouldnโ€™t have to be begged or reminded to uphold that. If they wanted to, they would๐Ÿ™„

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Just witnessed someone on fb spell the word โ€œbagelโ€ as โ€œbegalโ€โ€ฆ.you were SO closeโ€ฆ.so painfully close๐Ÿฅฒ

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How do I know Iโ€™m on my period??? Oh, I only want to fight literally every living breathing creature & also consume every ounce of chocolate on the planet ๐Ÿฅฒ

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When you do everything right and itโ€™s still not enough. But why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? I only have myself to blame.

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Dear Starbucks Iโ€™m gonna need you to make the Blackberry Sage refresher a permanent part of the menu. Itโ€™s the BEST one by far and Iโ€™m gonna miss it so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”