I'm mad, I cannot go outside... It is too cold... Therefore I will attack people in the house...

I will hide behind furniture and stalk you... when you least expect it I will bite your feet and bring you down like the Liliputian's.. Meow

And I am here to look beautiful

Interesting bird character on Twitter... I must find it and attack

HAHA Bentley... there are too many computers around, and with my stealthiness you will never find me... TWEET TWEET Buddy

I NEED CRINKLY PAPER DAMMIT... I am sitting on these newspapers, but they are just not cutting it at all... I may as well just go hide

Hiding, Stalking, Waiting, ready... will someone please walk by so I can grab their leg... All right, the catnip fish will do for now.. MEOW

The sun is out... so why is it so cold, I don't like this weather thing, I wanna chase little critters.... MEEEEOOOOOWwwwWWwwwWWWwww

Why is it when I am taking a poop someone always walks by... Really people, where are the curtains

AAAHHHHHGGGGGEEEEEEE......

What is the whole deal about curiosity killed the cat... I just want to know what is going on, it's not going to kill me... is it? MEOW

Everyone has gone to bed, why on earth do they shut all the blinds, don't they understand I can't see out.. everything happens at night

I sleep all day, give a brotha a break, give me window time man... Dammit