Got thumped at for feeding the other ones first what the hell

Beans put your god damn dumptruck ass back in the litter pan I swear to god

youtube.com/watch?v=0UGVgi… I see we have come full circle.

i really don’t like it when the president grips the lectern with both hands and leans forward and whispers loudly

proud of myself today. spent about 30 minutes looking at the internet after it happened, got upset as always, and then just decided to put my phone on silent and go have fun elsewhere. it was great and i missed nothing new

franciscan monk

rover so thicc it's literally groundbreaking

Conservatives calling Biden stepping down "undemocratic" um sweetie we are a republic 💅💅💅

rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend

avengers budget movie but it's nick cage as big daddy/national treasure/unbearable weight of massive talent etc vs nick cage as longlegs/dracula etc

I have the woke mind virus

They didn't ask her to, she just did it. She probably has a gun up there

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very funny to me when people get mad at us for getting “political.” i mean this very earnestly: this is a sentiment that can only be held by extremely stupid people. apolitical media does not exist

The only way it is acceptable for Jim Sinegal to be on his phone in this moment is if the costco hot dog is about to become $1.99 and he's calling in a drone strike