BREAKING NEWS: Thoughts & Prayers now available at a retailer near you. bs-news.ca/2021/08/12/tho…

I think my set lists have become funnier than my actual sets

BREAKING NEWS: WTF is up with these chips?!? bs-news.ca/2021/08/14/ser…

BREAKING NEWS: Cooking with Kelly, episode 2, is out! In this video, Aija bravely tries (and then taste tests) what we have determined to be "a few ingredients short of a recipe". Full info and video: bs-news.ca/2021/08/16/ret…

My clip is up! Check my uproarious ass out and give homage to my T-Rex impression 😎

BREAKING NEWS: Unlikely hero discovers new way to body shame women, saves fashion industry. Full Story: bs-news.ca/2021/08/26/unl…

I’m the first person in my family to win the lotto spot at yuk yuks

BREAKING NEWS: Pumpkin Spice nasal spray now available. Full story: bs-news.ca/2021/09/01/vic… #PSL #pumpkinspice @HarpreetKSehmbi

Get your long weekend reading list ready! Our Fall reading list is out, courtesy of Aija: #comedybooks #comedyreading #comedy #comedywriting #standupcomedy bs-news.ca/2021/09/02/the…

BREAKING NEWS: Fear of delivery robots collides with desperate need to be liked Full story: bs-news.ca/2021/09/07/whe… #humour #BreakingNews #BREAKING #bsnews caution_tape Danger

BREAKING NEWS: Justifiable homicide ruling in Johnston trial after jury hears evidence of husband telling her to "calm down" moments before his death. bs-news.ca/2021/09/09/evi… #BREAKING #BreakingNews #Satire Kyle Petryla

Look what I wrote

BREAKING NEWS: Liberal government touts latest $600+ Million ad campaign as huge success. “If I accomplished nothing else with this campaign – and trust me, I did not – it was all worth it." bs-news.ca/2021/09/21/lib… #ElectionCanada #CanadaElection2021 #cdnpoli #BreakingNews

Black Sheep Comedy is excited to co-present the screening of Ain't Your Mama's Heat Wave, part of the Diverse Eco Visions short film program at this year’s Planet in Focus Environmental Film Festival! Get your tickets and read more at planetinfocus.org/2021-festival #PIF21

My mother made a Corona virus pumpkin. Behold the glory.

BREAKING NEWS: Tired of Professional Acclaim and Universal Admiration, Beloved Literary Icon Joins Twitter. Full Story at bs-news.ca/2021/10/31/tir…

This Friday at @highparkbrewery! One night only featuring @eltothevee @tonebell & Rojo Perez. W/special guests Lez Lemon 🍋 Karisma™️ & Jay Freeborn. Comp 12oz beer or pop with ticket and tix are going FAST. eventbrite.ca/e/black-sheep-… #TorontoEvents #Toronto

BREAKING NEWS: 7 things to buy for kids whose parents you hate, courtesy of Ponytail N. Glasses bs-news.ca/2021/12/14/7-t… #holidayseason #holidaygiftguide #holidaygiftideas #giftsforkids

Still looking for the perfect gift? Consider glitter! #Christmasgifts #Christmas2021 #shopsmall #Christmas #giftideas #itsglitterbitch