I just assumed these people were religious and I was right. I think if you’re a gay guy who has no swag or juice and you’re a woman who doesn’t have any pizazz? and you both wants kids? this is basically fine. people have worse setups all the time

We're back THIS THURSDAY at SoCap Comedy with a grand retrospective of life and entertainment under lockdown! ⬇️Use offer code WEREBACK for $5 off!⬇️ eventbrite.ca/e/and-a-scotch… #toronto #torontoevents #torontocomedy

Meet your panellists! Squid Gamer Karisma™️ spent a year and a half alone in his apartment and still never found the time to watch Succession. Watch Karis and his team take on the Tiger Kings THIS THURSDAY at SoCap Comedy! Tix: eventbrite.ca/e/and-a-scotch… #torontocomedy

This Friday at @highparkbrewery! One night only featuring @eltothevee @tonebell & Rojo Perez. W/special guests Lez Lemon 🍋 Karisma™️ & Jay Freeborn. Comp 12oz beer or pop with ticket and tix are going FAST. eventbrite.ca/e/black-sheep-… #TorontoEvents #Toronto

Our last episode is now available on YouTube and wherever fine podcasts are downloaded! Thanks @MikePayneComedy @AijaGreen Kevin Shawanda Bazooka George Karisma™️ and Darcia Armstrong for a great show! We're back at SoCap Comedy December 16! youtube.com/watch?v=J_dv9p…

when i was in a hostage situation i knew exactly what tto do. i played "lets have a kiki". it raised morale, calmed down all the other hostages and brought us so close. there were such great vibes in that room, so full of love. great team building! i was the only survivor

Curveball Comedy Stand Up shenanigans going on at Tallboys beerhouse tonight at 8pm. Featuring: Natalie Norman Karisma™️ Justin Christophe Davidson Jordanne Brown Tim Nicholson & Kari Johnson

i’m gonna name my kid jonbenét ramsey. there’s no way lightening strikes twice…

My therapist could beat up your therapist

Dads be like “you’ll like this artist, he’s gay” and then play you Macklemore.

5 Baby Goats That Would Give You Their Extra Adderall if They Had It Unlike Your Stupid Sister: ow.ly/t2gn50HiwM6

Wondering about Pete Davidson’s dick energy and girlfriend’s ass size? 💄 Look no further than the title of a certain 1988 Tom Hanks film 👄

I GASPED that was kinda spectacular in an a episodes mobile game story kinda way

A year ago today I was just sitting in my room alone….God tapped me on the shoulder and whispered this in my ear and said…tweet

Cassie mom in the audience while her daughter being aired out on stage

Can’t wait to see which comedians are still doing Will Smith slaps Chris Rock jokes in two months

Love it when a guy says ‘your mom would like me’ babe she doesn’t even like me