Your honour can I request a recess? My client is bored

Starting an “intermission” chant at this movie

WAITTTTTT

My property brother in christ

just saw an improv show advertised as "half sold out"

To the tune of red red wine: wet wet rat, water-soaked cheese

Just googled “carhartt williamsburg” and my phone exploded

Epi pen is short for epic pen

I got clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right, here I am stuck in a volkswagen beetle

Austin powers was shot on film

Your honour my client was living más

An auctioneer at a charity function

Pizza maker wearing a shirt that says DILF (Dough I’d Love to Fling)

Me every time I watch a movie with my parents and identify an actor whose name they can’t remember

Society must abandon its mistaken belief that it can balance on the subway. Give up your pride and hold on to the pole

What are grimace’s pronouns

The mojo dojo casa speaker of the house

raffi is my joni mitchell

Why don’t we call boners hard attacks