me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute. therapist: let’s talk about your father me: no

[thanksgiving dinner] mom: no politics tonight everyone: absolutely me: this casserole reminds me of the bolshevik revolution

And yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women

You can't make this up.

Pretty wild coincidence that the best music ever made just so happens to be all of the stuff I listened to from the ages of 15 to 25

All models are wrong but some I am emotionally attached to

Training the new guy at work to gradually lose the will to live

“her forever home” is the funniest possible way to say this. like she’s an elderly dog who is finally getting adopted lmao

God grant me the serenity to accept the clocks I cannot change, courage to change the clocks I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

(a person dies in a movie) my mom: did he die

YOU OUGHTA MOW

just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

the social content the social content I drafted for the after 5 rounds brand channels of approvals

Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.