Have you ever gotten your ring tangled in the shag carpet while it’s still on your finger and no matter how hard you pull it won’t let go so you have to resort to biting through the carpet because your finger hurts and you are trapped? No? Never mind then..

“The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God.” - C.S. Lewis

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 '𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 🏆 (2) Wisconsin Hockey downed (3) Colgate, 3-1, to advance to the National Championship! #WFrozenFour

New rival dad is moving in next door today. So I sat outside with a beer and shouted out helpful advice like, "lift with your legs not your back" and "if you lifted weights you might be able to move that".

i have spent approximately 137 minutes of my life talking after calls were dropped

As a guy who buys men's T-shirts may I ask this question, why in the hell does every shirt I buy shrink UP no matter how I wash it?! I am not trying to show my midriff thank you. Someone fix it.

How merciful, how gracious is God to me, in giving me a blessed interval between my public labours and the grave. O may I use it profitably

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

“You stand before God as if you were Christ, because Christ stood before God as if he were you.” — Charles Spurgeon

I can't be the only one who, when my dog is curled up beside me, try to explain to them the reason I'm getting up and that I'll be right back and not to move?

Sorry I’m late, I was trying to open one of these bags at the grocery store.

"Anger does a man more hurt than that which made him angry." — Charles Spurgeon

Thanks so much to @sunchips for the amazing gift! Such a cool custom 1 of 1 charcoal size bag of Garden Salsa Sun Chips!!

The squiggly road in #doorcounty did not disappoint. Stunning #FallColors earlier this week.

Yesterday in #Madison, a gray and somber mood hung over the landscape as even the sky seemed to weep with us, with me. "The cultural river runs with the tears of God" Makoto Fujimura Jesus wept. John 11:35 #AbundantLifeChristianSchool

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” — Desmond Tutu

YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE NL CENTRAL CHAMPS FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT SEASON 🏆 #MagicBrew

For the third straight year, the Milwaukee Brewers are NL Central champs! #CLINCHED