take me down to the Roku city where the grass is purple and everything else is also purple

Real

Dudes in landlocked states just fell to their knees

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago

And it hit tumblr like crack in the 80s

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absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

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This is how I look at the chilis waitress when she brings me my triple dipper

Me after every single KOC post-win locker room speech

Adding “stay warm” when you say goodbye to someone

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

time to cleanse the timeline again

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.