Don't discard that leaking water heater. We can fix it for you. 📍: Abuloma

The UEFA Champions League is back this week. Throwback to when Calvin Bassey heard the anthem for the first time in his career. 🥹❤️

1. i don’t know how to express my feelings 2. i don’t like asking for help 3. i don’t know how to check up on people 4. i’m an overthinker 5. i’m quick to say nvm or leave it 6. i like being alone 7. i can’t express affection too much 8. i’m observant

once you guide, do as you like because na you know wetin your eye see when money no dey

Never let your light outshine that of your superiors.

There's a guy somewhere right now no girlfriend, No calls, No texts, Just by himself, pressing phone. 😂

once you wake up and you no guide, na thinking straight

How are you guys making money? Put your brothers on

bro to bro, get you a girl that… lmfaoooooo just kidding. go get you some money bro. after that, then you can now get you some more money on top

Abeg wetin this one dey talk?😂

Job hunting 101. If it’s not a high end professional job, Lie on that CV , you’ll be trained regardless and if you’re smart, you’ve just elevated yourself.

That money wey you wan use propose give babe wey go reject am cause you no kneel down . Use am buy watch

Your immune system doesn’t know about your eyes. Taking emergency contraceptives after you ovulate is counteracting. You can’t die by holding your own breath.

That is why I tell people: Marry a kind person, date a kind person. Imagine living in a chaotic world and having an unkind partner. Your eyes are finna gonna peel

Hi @Grok Be useful for once and drop the summarized gist of the rift between 'Fisayo Soyombo and David Hundeyin I've been so lazy to follow up on the whole tweets, quotes and RTs.

Benwise we don't preach kindness enough, like nothing beats a kind partner.

Bro to bro: Whatever you're doing against poverty, take it very seriously. The world will treat you like trash if you can't take up responsibilities. Try guide 🙂‍↔️

Lightweight. 10k likes and I'll recreate 🙂‍↔️

OFFICIAL: #Chelsea’s 23-man travelling squad to face Bayern Munich.

It's best to take off Gyökeres now o Head injuries can be tricky #ATHARS #UCL