House Rules 1. No Kings 2. Christ is King 3. I’m communist 4. In this house we READ literary fiction 5. Israel doesn’t exist to me. I don’t even know what that means 6. I’m on Meloxicam and it’s making me feel sick all the time so I go off it and my pain comes back but I

Having a family that loves me and a strong work ethic means i've never been able to reach rock bottom, so i'm just going to continue to live this way until I die

Ian Miles Chong

Cracking her clit with a wooden spoon

Echo one six this is torta pounda comms check, over.

What was she even saying about it. How do you explain this. Did she call it the one and only blackface labubu

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alright, i’ll bite… what is Israel? 🍋🎉

Growth begins outside of your comfort zone

Aleena I have sickness and am 14

holy shit, you got chalamet posting pics of you Rob Gucci

If you’re a member of the fairer sex and you’ve ever been curious about music that reflects the inner lives of men (who is our swift, our morning star?) might I suggest 3 albums Pretty Hate Machine, NIN - Hatred of Self/God Lonesome Crowded West, Modest Mouse - Hatred of

Ben threatening to kill Ai Grok unless it Jerked him off into its mouth was peak

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

When I die I want my casket to be customized to look like a sandwich and I want it mikes way, dripping wet as it’s lowered into the ground in a graveyard somewhere in China. It better be fucking soaked.

Firing a 9mm into the top of his head

Cruisin’ Joe List may be one of the best bits of all time

I think about life now as a Ps2 early open world game. I can within reason do pretty much whatever I want. If I try to swim I die immediately, and if I walk too far into the woods I am thrown completely across the planet by an unseen force.

I’m standing in front of Jo Jo Siwa’s house firing my gun into the air demanding she become a Lesbian again.