IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

QUARTER FINAL 4 “Supermarche” vs “Helicopter” #SuperSunday, El Classico, the heavyweight fixture of DHOTYA’s 3 year history. “Supermarche all day” - Paul Pogba “Gotta vote for that Jellybean ain’t ya” - Piers Morgan Time to vote in the polls for the last QF of #DHOTYA2018

Dwight Schrute’s fire safety seminar could quite possibly be the greatest five minutes of television ever made the office

"We thought, 'let's not do something subtle - let's do something significant’.” The story behind Altrincham FC’s eye-catching rainbow kit… #FvH2019 | Jon Holmes 🌈 📲 skysports.tv/ydWFpn

💕Please read Dave’s story below💕 We’ve been overwhelmed as a club, with the support shown for this match in such a short period time from Barnton AFC Macron Sports Hub NW @CKProcoaching Gareth Boldsworth Alder Hey Children’s Charity #Percy’s Autos Bell Ingram to name a few 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻.

'Thank you for saving my baby's life' dlvr.it/R4Jq7B

England, World Champions! #CWC19Final

A massive thanks to everyone at Altrincham FC for the past two seasons. Loved every minute of it, taking away easily my best footballing memories! Sad to be leaving everyone involved with the club and an unbelievable set of supporters. All the best for the season ❤️

2. Ok dad

📽️ Will any of the Dabbers' top 5⃣ picks be making your watchlist?

⏪ ON THIS DAY 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣9️⃣ Last year, central defender Ben Harrison scored both goals in a 2-0 win over Workington, including this overhead kick!!! 🔥🔥🔥 #WeAreAlbion #UTA 🔴⚪

Vote Barnton AFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Calling all Cheshire Football League ⚽️ Clubs, as previous & founder members of the league, please will you click the link & vote Barnton FC? Greenalls PSO FC Knutsford FC Eagle Sports FC Garswood United F.C @BillingeFC Crewe FC Daten Football Club Poynton FC

Vote for Nantwich Town FC everybody please👌🏻

It's nearly time! New season starts this Saturday when we're at home to City of Liverpool FC Come and support Benny and the Lads Adults £12 | Concess £7 | 18-21 £5 | U18s £3 | Jnr members & U5s free U LOCK IT Stadium, CW9 6DA

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Better than his old man already… Jamie Harrison

There's nothing better on a Bank Holiday Monday than watching some real footy live! Tomorrow we're home to Runcorn Linnets FC in The Pitching In Northern Premier League West Div Adults £12 | Concess £7 | 18-21 £5 | U18s £3 | Jnr Members and U5s Free U LOCK IT Stadium, CW9 6DA Mon 26 Aug - KO 3pm

I am fundraising for THE CHRISTIE CHARITY ahead of the Manchester Half Marathon on Sunday 13th October. It’s a fantastic institution that’s close to my heart. Please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving #MCRHalf justgiving.com/page/michael-k…

We're back on the FA Cup trail tomorrow as we travel to Macclesfield FC Hope to see as many of you there as possible as Benny and the lads will be doing there upmost for an upset. Tickets: tinyurl.com/WittonA