ive never seen a more manipulative emoji than '😔'

The 7 train? The LIRR? Hello????

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

You, a philistine: "Ah, the mise en scene of Wim Wenders and Robby Müller's breathtaking cinematography." Me, a cultured man: "Is that the Jerry Bruckheimer tree that gets hit by lightning?"

The Social WHAT

This is what Odysseus saw before killing the suitors who were seeking to marry his wife

Ratatouille is the name of a dish, the monster’s name is Remy

My daughter Neytiri Manifestation will be named after two pop culture inspirations • Zoe Saldana's Neytiri in "Avatar" • Secretary Hunley's dialogue "Sir, Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny"

"I have a powerful giant on my side, his name is Jesus Christ. I will deliver for him, first of all. It's time to compete. I grab the ball, and let's go - you vs. me." - Fernando Cruz

This was the coolest possible thing to say

going to the cinema alone feels like this

the concept of pop crave tweeting about the bill simmons podcast

People from all over the world, every US state & every nation & language on the globe...have forgotten how to take their backpacks off on the 7 train at rush hour

(Mouse in a conference call) hold on I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone

spending the length of a movie deciding what movie to watch then running out of time to watch one

this is what they eat with in a movie about a far future society where Laughter is against the law