This is all going according to plan. England limp through to the quarter finals but with no feelgood factor to help the Tories. Then after the election Southgate gets them playing brilliantly and they win the tournament and a Labour Prime Minister welcomes them back with the cup

You didn't see Boris Johnson clocking off as prime minister to spend Friday nights with his children, but to be fair, the logistics would have been almost impossible

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

Watching them run around Paris to light this cauldron is like the last act of John Wick 4. #Olympics

"What did I say Roy?" "You said 'None of the information posted or repeated on your account is known to be false, nor intended to stir racial or any hatred of, nor cause psychological or physical harm to, any person or group of people (howsoever identified)' "

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And be warned: Trump will surely declare himself the winner tomorrow before all the votes are counted. He’s going to take advantage of a phenomenon called the “red mirage.” This dirty election night trick doesn’t work if you know it’s coming.

Cash rollover won again this evening! Quiz night is every Sunday at 7pm. #SE22 #LondonPub #EastDulwich

Elon is one of those who doesn't understand Starship Troopers. Figures.

We think both NHS staff and patients should be able to park for free in hospital car parks Please repost if you do too

Yip.

No.

Yesterday was the anniversary of this tweet NEVER FORGET

For anyone that enjoys a more miserable Xmas song….. youtu.be/949vJMp0v40?si…

"Love Actually" is not a nice film. It's just a montage of deeply unpleasant people doing horribly misjudged or selfish things. It's like if "Pulp Fiction" was a romcom.

Happy Hogswatch! Ho! Ho! Ho!

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