Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like..... yo was that light even green 😭😭😭

divorced parents be meeting at store parking lots exchanging they kids like it’s a drug deal. 😭

guys how do i mute lana del rey related tweets 😭

if black people are telling you the blackout squares aren’t helpful, and you’re still posting them, ask yourself who you’re posting them for

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

f your snaps can’t double as a passport photo don’t send

sometimes i’ll be like “god i wish i were in bed right now.” but then i’ll realize that i actually Am in bed. and then it’s not so clear what i want

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

Instead of a hot girl summer I am going to drown myself in a public pool on July 3rd.

Why would I do that

Killer Definitely Coming for You After Finding Out You Just Watched the Horror Movie They're In: ow.ly/a28T50Lh8Gn

just swallowed my pride and sent my professor the saddest email if he doesn’t raise my grade i will go to his office and chain myself to the radiator

Women’s underwear is sooo gorgeous but men’s underwear is like here’s a pouch for my balls i guess. Jesus Christ