sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

How it feels to actually make an effort with your appearance for something

The concept of Mar-a-Lago having a Democratic state rep now

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

coke addicted geese doing goose bumps

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

that’s that mii espresso

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

this would actually motivate me a lot

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

when i die you know what to do

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

i fear i have become more powerful

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Owalas