What will the result of the #MeaningfulVote be? #BrexitVote

What happens if MP's vote for a no-deal #Brexit ? Vote and retweet.

After the week she's had how will Theresa May recover from the #BrexitChaos and relax this weekend?

#Conservative MP Nick Boles has resigned from his local Conservative Association over #Brexit so we're asking, have you ever heard of him?

Check out our trailer for Turtles Don't Like Plastic - our show for ages 3+. Like what you see? Check us out on our summer 2019 tour - first stop - Brighton Fringe at warrentheatre May 4th-6th @ 11.30am. Sea you there! Tix here > tinyurl.com/y3uo3vg6 Thanks to AdamHuntTV

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Hi London Japanese RFC - are you guys all off to Japan for the Rugby World Cup, or are some of the team still here in London? Would like to chat about potential TV appearance Friday 20th - if someone could DM me an email address / phone number?

#Luxembourg PM delights Europe by making #Boris Johnson disappear buff.ly/2QfUDQN

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If Specsavers have't jumped on the whole Dominic Cummings story by morning, they'll be missing one hell of a trick. They're far from the only brand who could turn the story to their advantage, though. Let's see who's got the balls to make a stand. #ShouldveGoneToSpecsavers

Yorkshire Tea Congratulations on this tea-mendous victory! Brb, just pouring all our other emojis down the sink.

Shopify Ah yeah, forgot to mention... hmu if you need a watercolour portrait of your dog and/or want me to mine some data for you.

Rob Boyd, Esq So many key questions unanswered...

Laurence Fox TRIGGERnometry For those reluctant to wear a mask simply to be...I don't know...a decent human being, here's an argument you may be able to get behind.

Great to see Starbucks UK using comedy on Facebook to get an important message out there! Psst, Starbucks - we've got a few more jokes we wrote with you in mind recently (video below). They're yours for free if you want em! ☕️ #Starbucks #MaskUp

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Topical comedy is only risky when brands don’t know what they’re doing! Here are 4 relatable jokes we’ve written today to show how Disney+ UK, KFC UK, Gordon's Gin and #dettol could do it right. #Ruleof6 #RuleofSix #CovidUK

cate in the kitchen x @ASOS - if you want some bespoke jokes written by TV's Best Comedy Writers feel free to slide into our DMs. Jokes that actually relate to your brand and your target audience can help you entertain, engage and sell. CTRL + V isn't quite so effective...