If you're starting to see a Paddington-shaped shadow in the corner of your eye, you may have eaten too much marmalade.

No bottle visible in London

Specsavers Best Worst Team recover from a poor first half at 2-1 down to win 6-3

Scorers

Martin Davies ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Shayne Prior ⚽️
Ryan Hawkins ⚽️

What are we seeing #NEWTOT

Trying to read the menu in Greggs without your glasses

Specsavers have arrived at the scene

Mind the gallop

We would like to speak to the officials at The Emirates. Nothing to worry about…

Please don't stare at the sun
#Eclipse2024

We’re outside Stamford Bridge with a leaflet

Oh, is that the date? 👀

Mike Dean is on Twitter…

Just put the clock forward and it fell off the shelf. Has anybody else struggled with this?

The time to reveal the Specsavers Social Media Admin has come…

👏👏👏👏

Karen, I've got a Hedgehog without a pulse here...

This has been a burden in our office for a few days now and finally we have got to the bottom of it…