me *choking on a piece of popcorn* cat: Finally

If people *legitimately* choose Biden over Bernie in the dem primary humans deserve to go extinct.

Bernie Sanders 1981: A woman should have the right to an abortion and control over her own body. Joe Biden 1981: A woman shouldn’t have the sole right to say what should happen to her body. And THAT's why I support Bernie. He's been right on every issue decades before the rest.

My favorite thing about Bernie is how much he doesn’t give a fuck about the media spin machine. He’s always just out there talking about imperialism, the wealth gap, criminal justice reform, and people smear him and he’s like, “yeah what? I’m right.”

lmao, she thinks this is an insult

Don’t listen to my large nephew John Delaney at the debate tonight. He ate aquarium gravel when he was little and it made him stupid and mean.

This is a really stupid attempt to sandbag Sen. Bernie Sanders by Kasie Hunt . Before yesterday's debate, it had been months since I last watched MSNBC. Is this the type of thing that is common on there now?

"No one’s standard of living will change, nothing would fundamentally change,” Biden said to a roomful of wealthy donors. "You’re not the other. I need you very badly...I won’t let you down. I promise you." I'm still shocked this was not a bigger story. huffpost.com/entry/joe-bide…

The "marketplace of ideas" is a great name because a tiny number of people monopolize the national conversation with the stupidest shit imaginable, while our real intellectual needs get ignored because it doesn't generate profit for the people who own the media.

Bernie supporters, quick note. We know Bernie moved the party left, that Warren said last night, 'I'm with Bernie', and he's gonna crush this debate. But, corporate media will smear him no matter what he says or does tonight. Don't listen. We got this.✊ #NotMeUs #DemDebate

optimism survivor Follow me on BlueSky and Threads CHUCK TODD: Senator Sanders, let me begin sir by asking, when will you drop out? And if you stay in the race until Iowa what message does that send to Vladimir Putin? And Vice President Soon To Be The Nominee Biden I'll give you unlimited time for a rebuttal. #Bernie2020

I know we have differences, that the Dem party is a big tent, but please can we just agree that tonight's candidates need to reach out to Republican voters to please Meghan McCain, the most important person in the world? Thank you for your cooperation at this time. #DemDebate

Maddow: Sen. Sanders, many candidates spoke in Spanish last night. As a Russian plant, will you be speaking in Russian? Bernie: What- Joe Biden: Rachel, I had permission to sniff that kid's hair backstage Maddow: VP Biden 'Presidential' isn't a strong enough word for you, Sir

I’m just a meat sack, standing in front of a multiverse portal, seeking a dimension where interstellar salvage ships don’t respond to distress calls that pull their crews out of hyper-sleep…Corporate regulations be damned.

Chuck Todd: Senator Sanders, since you're already lost, tell us right now why Joe Biden is the most progressive candidate and endorse him Bernie: This is what mean when I say rigging, you see- Chuck Todd: oh boo-hoo Senator...we don't have time for your imagined victim complex

hey kids, @bourgeoisalien is back! psst: it's me 😘

optimism survivor @bourgeoisalien This is the worst thing that's ever happened online.

Sir Michael optimism survivor @bourgeoisalien this was the perfect way to find out lol

Viktor Winetrout optimism survivor @bourgeoisalien She's like the monster that can't be killed.