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CONVINCE police you've been drinking alcohol by simply trying to avoid all the fucking potholes on the roads.
(via Sibford Ferrisยฎ)
MARK the protracted suffering and death on the Cross of Our Lord Jesus Christ by eating mildly spiced fruit buns.
(via Thomas Meehan)
PARENTS. Make it an Easter to remember for the kids by adding a few wasabi peanuts to the Mini Eggs. (via Chris Beaumont)
๐ง๐๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ง๐๐ถ๐ฝ๐ Make a perfectly mundane pastime sound more trendy by prefixing it with 'wild'.
PRETEND that your child is a member of Fight Club, by simply asking 'What did you do at school today?'
(via Abbey Bloom)