Matt Oakley
Bio Creative/Graphic Designer / MO of MOJO / Dad / Comedy Writer. Born in the Black Country, living in the West Country. This Monkey’s Gone To Devon.
Location Braunton, England
Tweets 14,7K
Followers 981
Following 1,3K
Account created 09-03-2009 17:28:36
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Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Just realised I’m not the first to have this idea!
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Who’s the best Hof(f)?
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : #gmb Am I Bovvered?
Matt Oakley
Twitter Web App : Boo aye. Mmmbabiz goh boo aye
#popmaster
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Activate Jenkins. #PlatinumJubilee
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Now following the traditional Scottish, Irish and Welsh dancing, for England a gang of lads from Walsall will link arms and bounce up and down to Come On Eileen. #PlatinumJubilee
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : What’ve I missed?
Mainly drumming. #PlatinumJubilee
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : This is the scene from The Phantom Menace when Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jinn take on Darth Maul, but with all the CGI removed..
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Should’ve got Englebert to sing it #Eurovision
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Martin is a proper mood killer #Eurovision
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : I think he is actually Jesus. It’s the second coming and he’s chosen #Eurovision to reveal himself. It was either this or go on Britains Got Talent and turn some water into Malbec.
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : There’s only one explanation for this. Sam Ryder is actually Jesus. That’s why he’s singing about space and black holes and everything. He knows all about all that cos his dad built it. #Eurovision
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : Beard, long hair, really nice kind fella, performing a miracle…Hang on is our guy…Jesus? #Eurovision
Matt Oakley
Twitter for iPhone : At this rate #EUROVISION 2023 could be coming from Telford Snowdome.